"I once told you that secrets have a cost. The truth does too."

singingonpavements:

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette

singingonpavements:

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette

HAKUNA MA’VODKA
it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

twinkpop:

when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven

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Friend 1: What's the capital of Ohio
Friend 2: gozaimasu

zayngatsby:

all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

Lumpy Space Princess - Adventure Time